Universal Truths of Information Technology

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1) A bit is a zero or a one.

2) All ISPs suck.

3) Storage fails.

4) The best thing about the InterNet is that anyone can contribute to its content.

5) The worst thing about the InterNet is that anyone can contribute to its content.

6) The ability to order pizza online is the supreme accomplishment of computer-networking technology.

7) Users lie.

8) Computers have the annoying habit of doing exactly what they're told.

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