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< The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes. >
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Pants were invented in the 16th century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."
In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a pribbling, doghearted coxcomb.