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/ Gauls! We have nothing to fear; except perhaps that the sky may fall on \
| our heads tomorrow.  But as we all know, tomorrow never comes!!         |
\                 -- Adventures of Asterix                                /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell, or scrambled rocks."
In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a fawning, fly-bitten joithead.